Got to Keep on Risin’

Got to Keep on Risin’

I don’t normally touch politics. I think the whole nest of nest of snakes that is the parliament is just a clusterfuck of self-important, and immature whiny brats who, while gifted in the sense of entitlement, lack senses both common and of purpose.

However, the new PM, Scott Morrison, just got me thinking about another Morrison. Namely one James Douglas Morrison, AKA Jim Morrison, and specifically The Doors song L.A. Woman (from the album of the same name) and how I remember learning (probably read it in a magazine), that the Mr Mojo Risin’ lyric was an anagram of Jim Morrison.

I thought that was pretty neat, and got me to thinking, “Is it possible to give the new PM his own anagram?” If I was any good at anagrams, then the answer to that question would probably be a yes. But, you might have already realised where this is going, I’m still going to list, in no particular order, my top 8-

Scott Morrison

• Orc is most torn
• Tot cons Morris
• Or trim no costs
• Sort moist corn
• Most rort coins
• O’ strict morons
• Trim scrot soon
• Corn soon Mr. Tits

What’s your Scott Morrison anagram? Comment below and three best anagrams will win* a soy fish** that’s only been sat in my cupboard for 9 months!

*Prizes will not be posted, you must be at the pub next Friday during the meat tray raffles to claim in person.

**Not a real living fish, just a fish shaped plastic container full of soy sauce.

Had a leadership spill about an hour ago

Took a look around, to see which way the votes go…